… Or could she be?
My new best friend
She looks fun, doesn’t she?
Everything started when I read this article in The London Paper yesterday. And I thought: wait a minute, why not me? Ok I’m not a Brit, but could Paris Hilton be my best friend? I am sure she would love to have a Frenchy as a friend, I mean L.A. is full of Brits anyway, having a French friend is like getting a pair of Louboutin pumps 3 months before everybody else. Oooh I feel like I’m scoring a point there, I could convince her I’m sure.
I mean, she’s just a girl after all. A horribly spoiled, selfish, and self-centred bitch but still a human being.
For a start we’re both blond! Ahah, never underestimate the blond bond, people! Look at Nicole Ritchie: blond, Lindsay Lohan: blondish/redish, Mischa Barton: blond. Another point for me.
The only things I know how to cook properly are pies, I could definitely teach her:
My new best friend, Paris
And then we would make Pie Parties!! Wouhou!! How fun would that be!! Definitely another point for me there.
I could definitely teach her how to be a lady, and she would teach me how to be a slut: that’s true friendship when you exchange skills and share your core abilities..
She has a boyfriend, I do too (and he doesn’t fancy her, he says..), so we could exchange tips and confide in each other. That’s what true best friends do!
She says: I need a best pal who is hot, can keep up with me and won’t be a backstabber
Oh Paris I’m so glad we found each other, it is so me! I’m hot, I can keep up with you, don’t worry darling I am way smarter than you 
, and I am the most loyal friend you could have: you can stand me up, ignore me, out stage me, I will always be there for you, if you need me or my sensible advice…
Dear Paris we are meant to be together. I know it.
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More seriously for those interested, she’s really looking for a Brit best friend, for more details, everything is on thelondonpaper.com website. There will be a TV show where contestants will live in a house and will have to fight to show their loyalty. Applicants must be between 18 and 28 and “genuinely want to be Paris Hilton’s new best friend“
My new best friend
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You know what? I’m making fun of it, laughing, etc. but I don’t know who I am pitying the most: The fanatic people who are going to fight for the friendship of a ruthless heir? Or the ruthless heir herself which is so venal and corrupted that she would probably sell her soul to the devil for 10 more minutes of fame?
However I know who to blame for: Programme-makers, broadcasters, advertisers who decided once for all that people are cattle to be fed with crap and brainwashed until complete passivity. And don’t tell me, “offer follows demand”!! Producers don’t give a damn about what people actually want to see on TV!
Aah, I feel better having said what I thought 
People, take care.
